before I became famous

Ever wonder what people did before the accomplishments listed in their resumes? Here are a few activities during the early years as they might appear in a CV;-)

Information Delivery Manager:

• solicitation of all new subscription sales.
• product preparation and distribution within the required time-frame.
• collection of all revenues.
• supplier payables management.

Curb Appeal & Accessibility Services:

• summer ground-cover management.
• maintained vegetation segregation & implemented eradication procedures when warranted.
• seasonal removal of obsolete bio-material.
• maintained facility access by removing solid aqua-mater from entry points.
• canvassed area for new clients.

Automobile Aesthetician:

• removed unattractive organic material from all automobile surfaces.
• enhanced operator visibility through clear surface ex-foliation.
• up-sold aesthetic enhancement & protection.
• canvassed area for new clients.

Environmental & Recycling Service:

• provided environmental maintenance by removing targeted non-organic material.
• transported acquired materials to proper recycling center for reuse and revenue collection.

Mobile Entertainment:

• produced and directed seasonal entertainment for private audiences.
• recruited entertainers for ensemble performances.
• delivered instant, on-demand entertainment.
• canvassed area for new clients.

Personal Transportation

• procured clients for transportation services.
• determined client objectives and established optimal path.
• negotiated congested access routes while maintaining efficiency and safety.
• provided anecdotal information when requested to insure optimal client satisfaction.

Material Management

• recommended textile products to independent textile engineers.
• procured selected textiles for clients.
• maintained textile inventory and marketing samples.

Rapid Provision Provider

• provided on-demand caloric material for client intake.
• maintained client intake and output areas for optimal product delivery.

Archived Information Systems

• provided in-home, on-demand, archival information system.
• canvased area for prospects.

Education:

Academics were pursued as a member of various student bodies. These groups were commonly referred to by a moniker that was either bestowed upon them or self-selected. Besides the academic credits earned, some unexpected lessons were also acquired:

Irish Pugilist

• It's a long wait between football seasons.

Brown Bear Euphemism

• Get a parking permit before registering for classes.

Ancient Troy Defenders

• Student loans have to be paid back.